My Love/Hate Relationship with Victoria’s Secret

Love: how unbelievably sexy you look and feel in their merchandise.

Hate: how expensive most of their merchandise is.

Love: how gorgeous their models are.

Hate: that I would never be able to model for them.

Love: getting a bikini for $7 on clearance.

Hate: when they lie and say that your swim suit cup size will be the same as your bra size and then it’s not.

Love:shopping online, and viewing slightly scandalous things from the comfort and privacy (and convenience) of wherever I want.

Hate: that in the span of 6 weeks they feel the need to send me 4 separate catalogues, 2 of which are so thick staples would barely bind them.

Love: the coupons they send me because I shop there so much (they just sent me a $10 off coupon for my birthday).

Hate: when some coupons have restrictions (i.e.: not applicable online).

Love: the incredibly adorable and outrageous things they have (like this ^^^)

Hate: that I would never have anywhere or any reason to where such a thing (for some reason lingerie fashion shows are not part of my life…).

Love: a lot of their clothing.

Hate: that they have such a poor selection in their stores that sizing and seeing things real-life is tough (which is why I don’t buy their clothes).

Love: casually browsing their website, finding things I want but know I would/could never buy, and adding them to my wishlist.

Hate: that my wishlist total is over $600.